Your mama is so stupid, she can't even put M&M's in order.

Your mama is so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor saw your face and slapped your parents.

Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refridgerator.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? Are you sure it's mine?

Help i've been arrested and they are charging me with possesion of good looks, I need someone ugly to bail me out, come quickly!

Your mama is so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on her.

Your mama is so fat, she was walking down the street and struck oil.

Your mama is so big, she plays pool with the planets.

Your mama is so fat, she tripped and fell and every one yelled earthquake.

Your mama is so fat, she had liposuction and still weighed 600 pounds.

Your mama is so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck.

Your mama is so ugly, when she was walking down the street, the dogs started howling.

Your mama is so fat, she fell off a building and bounced all the way back up.

Your mama is so fat that when she crossed the road, a car hit her and she said, "who threw that!".

Your mama is so fat that she has her own post code!!

Your mama is so fat she's got more chins than a chinese phone book!!